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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 13:25

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

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Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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