What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 13:25

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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